July 01, 2008
Ink It
If you ever find yourself in Washington, D.C., on a Tuesday ... hang out with my friends.
I am not in D.C. today, but, if I was, I'd so be at Tattoo for Industry Night (which is for people in the nightlife world who typically don't work on Tuesdays, but open to the public).
More info on D.C. events here: elundevents.com.
Thanks for the videos, Eric. I'd been trying to figure out how to hijack it from FB with little luck. You guys and gals are all looking hot! Love both of the vids you all made.
illy, Eric, Andrea, Patrick, Michael, Reese and Jamie: Have a drink for me tonight. (Preferably champagne.)
June 30, 2008
Strike A Pose
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden ran some errands in LA last week.
First stop was the DCMA store where they said hi to Benji and were secretly shadowed by my friend, Soapbox Killer, who is in the background of several paparazzi shots on gossip sites around the WWW.
All I have to say is that, Killer, you crack me up. And, DCMA rocks!
Bang Field Guide
I introduced my friend, Roosh, to the "game" years ago. Now, he's making $24.97 a pop playing it.
His book is a riot. Buy it. You go, boy!
Photo: Me and Roosh at Topaz circa 2004. He hates this photo, which is why I am posting it -- BANG!
Modern Lullabies
My dark side is coming out to play.
[Twilight Zone music]
My latest short story, Failing To Kill Ourselves: A Conversation, which is a part of my Modern Lullabies collection, makes me wonder just how many sick and twisted tales this brain of mine can tell.
Sweet dreams.
[/Twilight Zone music]
Psst ... Don't read these stories to your kids. I call them lullabies because writing them helps *me* fall to sleep, but they'd prob keep your hyper 8-year-old up all night. And we don't want that. >:-o
June 27, 2008
So, You Wanna Be A Wizards Girl?
D.C.'s Washington Wizards basketball team is holding Wizards Girl tryouts this weekend. Be there ... or be square. ;-)
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OPENING ROUND
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Registration 8:00 am - 10:00 am
Auditions 10am - 9pm (at the latest)
FINAL AUDITION
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Rehearsal 10am - 2pm
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC
3:00 pm - 5:00 pm
(Tickets for Final Auditions Show can be purchased at the door for $5)
LOCATION
Verizon Center
601 F. St. NW, Washington D.C. 20004
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Also, you absolutely MUST check out Jeff's hilarious post about the tryouts on Brightest Young Things.
June 24, 2008
JCPENNEY: Speed Dressing
In this commercial, two hornball teens practice speed dressing, so they can get it on in the basement without getting caught. (Can you get fully dressed in 18 seconds?)
And, even though the video says it is sponsored by JCPenney, it's allegedly not. Ad agency Saatchi & Saatchi created the commercial for JCP -- and won a Cannes Bronze Lion for it -- but JCP says it didn't approve it.
While the ad could anger parents who shop at Penney, it also has the potential to make the retailer seem "sassy, fun and irreverent" to teens, said Alan Siegel, chief executive of New York strategic-branding company Siegel + Gale.
"It's not going to reflect well on the brand in Middle America, but the ad is nicely done and the people in it are attractive; young people in New York and L.A. will get a kick out of it," he said.
Could this be a secret viral marketing plot, leaked on YouTube in an attempt to revive a tired old brand? Or did JCP agree to this viral video, and then sneeze when it got so much negative attention?
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UPDATE: YouTube deleted the video, but I found it on Advertolog >> watch it here!
June 18, 2008
Rock Solid
On the East Coast? Tired of the same old crap?
The place to be is Angels Rock Bar in Baltimore all weekend long for bikini fashion, action sports and DJ Kate Cupcake.
Don't live in the area? No excuses! Grab a hotel room and park that dirty tour bus like a rockstar.
Angels Rock Bar at Power Plant Live!
10 Market Place, Baltimore, Md. 21282http://www.myspace.com/angelsrockbarbaltimore
The place to be is Angels Rock Bar in Baltimore all weekend long for bikini fashion, action sports and DJ Kate Cupcake.
Don't live in the area? No excuses! Grab a hotel room and park that dirty tour bus like a rockstar.
Angels Rock Bar at Power Plant Live!
10 Market Place, Baltimore, Md. 21282
June 12, 2008
Got Caffeine?
How cracked out on Sbux are you? (This is a fun little quiz my friend, Marc, sent me.)
June 09, 2008
Holly Would Dream
If you like Sex & the City and Breakfast at Tiffany's (which I am re-reading right now at the pool), you have to check out Karen Quinn's new book, Holly Would Dream.
Karen -- who also wrote the bestseller The Ivy Chronicles -- is a very cool lady and I wanna be just like her when I grow up. :-)
Actress Heather Graham says of her new book: "Funny, romantic, and absolutely charming like the classic Audrey Hepburn movies of the 1950s."
Congrats, Karen! You rock!
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Summary: Holly Would Dream
Holly Ross often wishes she lived in a simpler time, when the clothes were glamorous, the men debonair, and the endings happy. That said, her career as a fashion historian isn't so bad. With both a wedding and a big promotion coming up, her own happily ever after seems assured.
So how, in the space of one day, does it all go wrong? How does she end up homeless, jobless, penniless, and fiancé-less? Why is she cruising the Mediterranean in hot pursuit of real estate tycoon Denis King? And why, for heaven's sake, is she chasing down a suitcase full of stolen Audrey Hepburn gowns?
With the sparkling Mediterranean and the eternal city of Rome as the backdrops, Holly's adventures begin to resemble one of the 1950s Hollywood gems she so adores. Finally she must choose between her long-held fairy tale fantasy and a new, real-life dream with an ending she couldn't possibly imagine.
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I'm Not Fucking Matt Damon
Remember the I'm Fucking Matt Damon video? I love it and want my BF to see it. So ... this post is for him. ;-)
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Lyrics: I'm Fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I'm sorry but it's true
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I'm not imagining it's you
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: While you're drinking diet Snapple
Sarah Silverman: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
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Oh, and, for the record ... I am so not fucking Matt Damon (and would never ever eva!). ;-)
(See also: Jimmy Kimmel's response to Sarah's video: I'm Fucking Ben Affleck)
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